I love karate. But I've never been in karate, but I still love it. My best day of my life was when we tried out in karate. We got a short lesson from a real karate teacher. And my dad was in karate. My mom bought a karate movie. I think karate would be fun.
I love kittens! They are the cutest things in the world! And they love toys, and they come in my room everyday, and they're playful, and soft. And snuggly. And cute as a little bug flying, except not that cute. Maybe a little scary because they bite and scratch. They love to go under my bed.
1. The bus driver yesterday who missed a green light but couldn't very well yell, so he just acted out yelling. Yes - he mouthed all the nasty things he wanted to say, complete with jerking his body and flinging his arms. But he was totally silent.
2. The guy on the bus this morning who was talking to his wife. He sounded EXACTLY like Kip on Napolean Dynamite, so much so that I had to keep looking at him every so often just to see if maybe it was him not dressed up like Kip. I was so TOed when it wasn't him, but I laughed. Silently.
3. The skit some people in my office did for some training I was in charge of. They were such good sports and were so hilarious. Sometimes I wish I was a drama queen.
4. My new all-time favorite phone call at work: some guy called and wondered about donating his testicles. Why he thought freshman admissions would take them is beyond me.
